
Why did the chicken cross the road? To settle a score. This ain’t your average barnyard clucker—this is streetwise poultry with attitude, and he’s got a switchblade in his beak to prove it. Featuring a chicken mid-stride with a thousand-yard stare and no time for your tired jokes, this shirt brings big “don’t test me” energy from the coop to the concrete.
🐔 Why You’ll Love It:
Bold, original graphic that turns heads and shuts mouths
Perfect for rebels, rule-breakers, and poultry pun haters
Ultra-soft fabric that feels like freedom (or at least parole)
Great gift for mischief-makers, chicken lovers, or anyone tired of dumb punchlines
⚔️ Shirt Reads:
CROSS ME, I CROSS THE ROAD
Graphic: Chicken mid-stride with a switchblade in its beak, eyes full of vengeance
Material:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (may vary slightly by color)
• Lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²)
• Tear-away label—because tough birds don’t do itchy tags
• Runs true to size, but the attitude is oversized
Available Colors:
• Black
• Navy
Sizes:
• S to 5XL
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out—don’t ruffle this bird
• Tumble dry low or hang dry on a barbed-wire clothesline
• Never iron over the switchblade—unless you’ve got a death wish
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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