"Married. Still Dutch Ovens Her Nightly." – Funny Husband Bedtime Tee
Still in love. Still in the same bed. Still hotboxing your soulmate like it’s a competitive sport.
Celebrate the sacred tradition of the Dutch oven with this hilarious tee that perfectly sums up your husband’s bedtime routine — equal parts romance and retaliation.
Whether you’re buying it as a gift or just embracing your own bedtime crimes, this shirt is the perfect blend of cozy and cringy. Bonus points if she stays anyway.
Design Features:-
Bold vintage-style text: "Married. Still Dutch Ovens Her Nightly."
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Cartoon husband and wife in bed – he's happy, she's horrified
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Green "gas cloud" says everything that words can’t
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High-res direct-to-garment print for sharp detail and laughs that last
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Classic unisex fit – fits husbands, boyfriends, and gas-blaming champions alike
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Breathable, durable fabric that's soft enough for bedtime sabotage
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Available in black, navy, and dark heather (because fart jokes look best in the dark)
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Pre-shrunk for consistency after your first spin through the washer
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100% ring-spun cotton (heather options contain polyester blend)
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Lightweight, breathable fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Care Instructions:-
Wash inside out, cold
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Tumble dry low or hang dry
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Do not iron the print (or the fart zone)
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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