Bourbon: Because No Good Story Starts with 'While I Was Eating a Salad' T-Shirt
Forget leafy greens—this shirt is for the rebels who know real stories start with bourbon, not romaine. Featuring a bold outlaw-style graphic with a skull, cowboy hat, and a glass of liquid courage, this tee delivers a heavy pour of sarcasm with a side of whiskey wisdom. Whether you're at the bar, the BBQ, or just avoiding a salad, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
Key Features:
• 100% ring-spun cotton for smooth sippin’ comfort
• Distressed vintage design for that "aged to perfection" look
• Bold Western typography and outlaw skull graphic
• Unisex fit – perfect for whiskey lovers of all kinds
• Printed and shipped by Printify partners
Perfect For:
• Bourbon drinkers with a sense of humor
• Cocktail culture enthusiasts
• Anti-salad advocates
• Sarcastic cowboys (and cowgirls)
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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